Williams is right

It's always a good laugh to see a vicar in trouble, even better when it's an archbishop.

But I think that Dr Rowan Williams has it exactly right when he says we need to introduce sharia law to Britain.

For far too long the working classes have been getting away with poaching, thieving and such like with nothing more than slaps on the wrist. A slap on the wrist with a sharp sword will make the point far better.

And, as I was telling my new niece the other day, the lower orders are far too preoccupied with fornication and drink to ever do an honest day's work. Muslim workers typically rise at 5am, are hangover free, and always ready for honest toil.

In the sharia workplace, industrial unrest would become a thing of the past, as all complaints can be pinned on women, jews or Yankees. As long as I allow a few minutes each day for peaceful prayer and flag burning, productivity should soar.

There will be no people going off sick with depression, either. In the sharia workplace, anyone with low self-esteem can be immediately transferred to the suicide bombing dept without claiming a penny in sickness benefit.

Dr Williams should be congratulated on his bold stance. I shall begin taking instruction in Islamism immediately and offer my workforce new terms of conversion or death.

A few alms in the right bowl should take care of things.